A man and his wife go to Jamaica on vacation. As they are touring the town they come across a small shop with a man selling sandals. The shop owner tells the couple that these sandals are special since they really rev up your sex life. The man is unimpressed but the wife decides to try a pair on. She slips her feet into them and her eyes become very large and a huge smile breaks across her face. "Honey, you really have to try these sandals!" The woman pleads. "Oh, all right." The man fumes. The shop owner sets a pair down for him and he tries them on. All of a sudden the husband jumps up and grabs the shop keeper and bends him over a table and begins to struggle with his pants. The shop keeper is in full panic mode and he screams at the top of his lungs . . .
"You got them on the wrong feet, man!"
Thu May 13, 2010 9:56 am
