HomeFAQSearchRegisterLog in

Share | 
 

 Millionaires Party

Go down 
AuthorMessage
Guest
Guest



PostSubject: Millionaires Party   Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:05 pm

Bruce the Australian Millionaire is having a BBQ round his pool! All his friends are there including Abdul the local shop keeper.

After a few beers, Bruce shows them all the 15ft Crocodile he keeps in the Pool & bets a Million Dollars to anyone who can beat it in a fight.

Abdul dives in, wrestling, biting, gouging, the lot!! He kills the Crocodile & climbs out the pool.

"WOW"! Bruce says, i owe You a Million!!

"Dont want it"! says Abdul

"A car & a Rolex then"! says Bruce

"NO!" replies Abdul

"Well, what do you want then?" asks Bruce

Abdul says "The Bas***D that pushed me in!!

lol! lol! lol!
Back to top Go down
ourfairview
Admin
avatar

Posts : 2398
Join date : 2009-05-28
Age : 32
Location : Norfolk, England

PostSubject: Re: Millionaires Party   Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:08 pm



i have to admit i love pushing people in (only if i know them tho lol)
Back to top Go down
http://www.fairviewstbernards.co.uk
Marles

avatar

Posts : 210
Join date : 2009-05-28
Age : 62
Location : norfolk

PostSubject: Re: Millionaires Party   Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:00 pm

lol
Back to top Go down
Sponsored content




PostSubject: Re: Millionaires Party   

Back to top Go down
 
Millionaires Party
Back to top 
Page 1 of 1

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
 :: Lounge :: Jokes and humor-
Jump to: