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PostSubject: Wedding Night   Fri Jun 07, 2013 11:45 am

Experienced best man says to his brother the groom, who is still a virgin:

Best man: You ready for tonight bro?
Groom: No. So nervous, don’t know what to do!
Best man: I’ll hide in your en-suite, give you advice!
Groom: Great!

That night the groom and his new wife get into bed, she says:

Bride: I have to go to toilet.
Groom: NO! I mean, no darling, I must go first, you get ready wink wink!
Bride: Ok then.

But as he gets advice from big bro in the toilet, she is bursting and so shits into a shoebox and pushes it under the bed in a rush as hubby returns.

Groom: You ready so darling?
Bride: Oh yes my love, give it to me…

He steps into the shoebox in his bare feet!

Groom: AHHH there’s S**t in the box, there’s S**t in the box!!!

Bestman: TURN HER OVER!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Wedding Night   Fri Jun 07, 2013 2:23 pm


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PostSubject: Re: Wedding Night   Fri Jun 07, 2013 2:29 pm

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