Piddly Puppy Poem

Piddly Puppy

She looked at me and I looked at her
And I said who's done that pee?
So she looked at me as I looked at her
And she said it wasn't me!
Now puppies do and puppies don't
Is 'my' incontinence her ploy?
So I gave her away to a darling friend
And got myself a boy.
When he looks at me as I look at him
There's no question at all -
'Cos when I look at him when he looks at me
We know it was 'he' who peed up the wall!!!