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PostSubject: boob jokes    Tue Jan 15, 2013 5:12 pm

Q: What do toys and boobs have in common?
A: They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them!

Q: What did saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: "If we don't get some support here people are going to think were nuts."

Q: What kind of bees produce milk?
A: Boobies!

Q: Why did God give women breasts?
A: So men would take to them!

Q: What did the ghost say to the hornets?
A: BOO bees.

Q: Why are redheads flat chested?
A: It makes it easier to read their T- shirts

Q: What do you call identical boobs?
A: Identitties.

Q: What do you call a redhead with large breasts?
A: A mutant.

Q: How are a blonde's breasts and a pad alike?
A: Neither are recomended for the beach and both come in different absorbency levels.

Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
A: Her navel.

Q: What's blue and has 100 nipples?
A: The dumpster at the cancer clinic.

Q: What did one boob say to the other boob?
A: You’re my breast friend.

Q: Why was the mermaid wearing sea shells?
A: Her boobs were too big for B shells.

Q: Why did God give women boobs and nipples?
A: To make suckers out of men!

Q: What do you call that patch of hair between an old ladys tits?
A: Her snatch.

Q: What does Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman have in common?
A: If you take away the legs and the breast you're left with a smelly greasy box?

Q: Why did the Blonde have square boobs?
A: She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

Q: Whats big black, inside of a women, and is usually near theyre boobs?
A: Tumors

Q: What do you call a girl without boobs?
A: Justin Bieber

Q: Why is a push up bra like a bag of chips?
A: You open it and its half empty

Q: When is the last time most overweight men have touched a breast?
A: In a KFC bucket

Young Reporter
A young reporter was having trouble finishing her byline.
The editor specifically told her they can't print the words breast or boobs.
The young reporter thought long and hard.
Finally he handed the Editor the following report.
"Mrs. Smith was injured in a car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her ( . )( . )"

Boob Size Grades

A ---> Almost Boobs
B ---> Barely there.
C ---> Can't Complain!
D ---> Damn!
DD ---> Double damn!
E ---> Enormous!
F ---> Fake
G ---> Get a reduction!

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